Weight Loss Tips From That Man With The Cat
I’ve heard a lot of advice from a lot of different people with a lot different intentions. But the most bizarre weight loss tips I’ve ever heard came from this guy that was out walking his cat. Yes, I said walking his cat. He had a leash and a collar and everything. I stopped to look, and he just started talking to me like he knew me. He kind of drifted between subjects, but eventually settled on weight loss and weight loss tips. He said the secret is to only eat food that was grown or produced within 27 kilometers of your house. I asked why it was 27, and not 26 or 28 (boy I wish I hadn’t), and he gave me some reason that was completely off he wall, and made no sense. He did have a nice cat, though.
